WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT OUR CUSTOM EROTIC STORIES

“I literally could not wait to give this Valentine. My girlfriend said it was the best gift she has ever received. I have never before seen her speechless. I knew the idea was brilliant, but was totally blown away by the execution. Ditch the flowers and the chocolate, go with SmutBard! You won’t regret it and you’ll never forget it.”

“I’ve been in my head about sex for a little while now, and it was my Vday gift to myself to commission Smut Bard to write something just for me that would lubricate my self love parts nicely. And lordy lord did I feel like the queen of love soaking in what they wrote! Their words made me laugh and bawl and tingle … Gentle literary orgasm. Big recommend.”

“I was crying with laughter when I first read it - I could hardly wait to share it with my partner! We now quote the story to each other at relevant moments and it continues to bring us great joy. Somehow SmutBard captured the true essence of our relationship in a fictional form!”

“Not only was I delighted (if not titillated) by SmutBard’s personalized erotica, but I was impressed by the depth of research and the precision of language required to convey my particular convergence of interests. I am a history teacher, and never have 19th century reform movements been so sexy (or so queer!). I would recommend it as a gift for friends, lovers, and colleagues alike, for it was gifted to me, and it brightened my day, aroused my senses, and enriched my imaginative landscape.”