ABOUT OUR CUSTOM EROTICA

Imagine receiving a sexy gift that has been tailored to all that is unique about you. Your passions. Your turn-ons. Your whims, quirks, and idiosyncrasies. Now imagine surprising someone you love with an erotic gift like this.

A custom erotica from SmutBard will weave these details into a well-crafted story written by seasoned writers. The story will make the recipient feel seen and heard in a profound way. Look no further for the perfect sexy gift idea.

Now, we should probably mention here that at SmutBard, we don’t take ourselves too seriously. Our writing tends towards the comedic. If you’ve come for a serious, sexy story, that’s magnificent, but it’s not quite our thing. Please check out a sample or two to see if our style is right for you.

Request your custom erotic story in the tab above.

Questions? Contact us at smutbard@gmail.com

Who We Are

We’re Jake and Rebecca, two long-time friends and writer buddies.

Jake is a queer writer who enjoys apocalypse stories, queer mythologies, and vivid food writing. He likes to bake, meditate, and play.

Originally from Las Vegas, Rebecca is into sci-fi and fermented foods. She’s also passionate about Tibetan Buddhism and psychedelic-assisted therapy.