REQUEST A STORY

Personalized, erotic short stories. Directly to you.

You’ll tell us some details about the recipient, and we’ll craft the custom erotic story. We’ll combine their passions, interests, and hobbies with whatever gets them hot. The more specific you get in our intake form, the better. Aliens and threesomes? You got it. 19th century lesbian suffragettes and DIY sex toys? Yup. Rock climbing and rope bondage? Our specialty. A personalized erotic story from SmutBard is the perfect sexy gift idea, whether for yourself or someone you love.

*We reserve the right to deny requests for any reason, including mentions of underage, children, rape, etc.

Pricing

Your erotic short story costs a flat rate of $89 for about 700-1000 words.

Turnaround for a story is approximately ten days but can change due to current demand. Please also indicate on the form if you need the story to be completed by a certain date, such as Valentine’s Day or a birthday.

Orders for Valentine’s Day will be completed by February 13.